The Ronnie FAQ

Everything you ever wanted to know about Ronnie Raygun & The Big 80's
(and far more than you bargained for)

Q: Is that your real hair?

A: Reality is highly overrated.

Q: How do you get it so big?

A: Aquanet 3, baby, yeah!

Q: Is Ronnie any relation to Ex-President Ronald Reagan?

A: Ronnie is believed to be the illegitamate child of former President Ronald Reagan and actress Loni Anderson.

Q: Is the bass player Bubbalicious' hair actually made of bubble gum?

A: It's actully made of cotton candy.

Q: What happen's when you get wood in them spandex pants?

A: Free drinks.